Curio Cabinet Steam Store: Why not even Cthulhu data?

Steam is a wild and wonderful place, a real curiosity cabinet for video games. TRIPLE-A blockbusters and indie pearls are seamlessly in absolute insane titles, in which you take a shower with your father, hatch in the role of a brave piece of toast bread or watch grass in growing - and even with the help of Virtual Reality! Brilliance and madness are so close together as otherwise nowhere on the internet.

• Table of contents
• Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball League
• Do not Make Love
• I Wanna Brother
• How do you do it
• Panty Party
• What's under your blanket
• You must be 18 or Older to Enter
• Sucker for Love
• Chair F * CKING Simulator
• Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho

We have made it to the task of bringing you a little closer to these curved machines. In this special we therefore dare a head jump in the rabbit building of Steam Store and tug out of the showing some of the craziest and attributable representatives to the daylight. Among other things: Exhibitionist Opas with a preference for ball sports, lovers insects in moral zwickmills and Japanese girls transforming into underpants to save the world. So now better changes in the inkognito mode of your Internet browser, because we promise: it will be wild!

Table of contents

1. 1retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball League
2. 2don't make love
3. 3i wanna brother
4. 4how do you do it
5. 5panty party

6. 6What's under your blanket 7. 7YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO ENTER 8. 8sucker for Love 9. 9CHAIR F * CKING Simulator 10. 10Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho

Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball League

Let's start a little more harmless: From the creators of Soda Drinker Pro, the game in which your limo drinks, Retired Men's Nude Beach Volleyball League comes the game in which her with naked pensioners on a ball. Sounds stupid, Isses too. Because in terms of gameplay you get here at most a cheap blobby volley copy offered absolutely unplayable by your 3D graphics: the air curve of the ball is so unpredictable that you have to track his shadow to excavate him back over the net. Because each surcharge expires in the form of a cutscene, but you have only a few seconds reaction time. And if you play on white sand, everything is lost. Then you almost do nothing more, apart from a pair of wrinkled old men's arms flying in VHS flicker look through the ventilation until the hip crashes. Sometimes one wishes to be like Protagonist Len just Alzheimer's and could quickly forget this nudist debacle.

Do not Make Love

I Wanna Brother

The little Timmy is bored. Instead of looking for an age-appropriate employment - play fornites or make Toktok videos, for example, but does he have a much better idea: he wants a small brother to play! Stupid only that the parents do not have a stick to Timmy, still to put a quenching nurse saw into the world. So the main character must grab in "I Wanna Brother" at faded tricks: mom and dad are lured back in romantic scenarios. As soon as the sparks fly first, this is only formality with the offspring. For you as a player that means: You have to prepare the apartment of the family: food cooking, lighting candles and scattered rose petals. Maybe put on the latest record of Eros Ramazotti. And all that your parents do not get along, that they are just listening here. A pretty crazy idea whose puzzle gameplay can not even convince it. A terrible control and funny in-game physics ensure that Timmy will not be the only one leaving a lasting trauma from the whole number.

How do you do it

"You mom, where are the little babies come from?" We have everyone ever asked this question in childhood days. Accordingly, we also know all which incredibly creative answers can give parents. Who does not remember the story around the rattle stork that delays the screaming bundles on the doorstep? A really nice story that does not really help one in biology lessons. So the sexual enlightenment must be taken into my own hand, as in "How do yo do it?". In the indie title you play a 11-year-old girl, which finally wants to find out what it's actually on himself with the florets and beches. So she puts itself one afternoon, while the parents are straight on shopping tour, with their toy dolls on the living room carpet and is dedicated to "own anatomical studies". In plain text, this means that the nude figurines in all imaginable angles against each other and wonders how that in real people should only work out. Fortunately, Mum's surprisingly quickly comes home, so they can still lead a very unpleasant conversation.

Panty Party

What's under your blanket

"What's under your blanket", so simply translated "What is there under your blanket?": That's the burning question that is the focus of the same name of the same name. Is it a hamster you lovingly caress? Do you polish a trophy? Shake a beverage can? Or do you just make a little bit of dumbbell? Nobody knows! Only stands: her is in bed with your character and fads with his hand wildly under your sheets. The faster you click the mouse, the further a bar fills at the lower edge of the screen, while at the same time a merciless timer runs. So much pressure! And to everything abundance then still people are still in the room. Or you have to scare a cat from your wardrobe and close the door. All hands full to do so! For when you get caught outside your bed, or in which, whatever you drive there, the game is over and you have to start from scratch. Or better: You have to. What's under your blanket unfortunately fell in 2019 to a big extinguishing action on Steam to victim. So we will never know what was really under the ceiling.

You must be 18 or Older to Enter

Sucker for Love

Sharks, Dinos, Panzermädels - You think, you have already seen everything in the genre of Dating Sims, the next paradise bird comes around the corner. We present, Fresh in January 2022 appeared, the beautiful Sucker for Love. This mixes the standard genre food with a decent serving of Lovecraft horror. So you have the unique opportunity to sign with Cthulhu highest personally. Of course, you must first carry out the right admonition ritual from the Necronomicon, which in addition to the end of the world. But what do not do everything for love! For example, it also sacrifices his turtle. You can grow a second mouth on the inside of his hand. Or you just turn right completely to the madness. The usual stumbling blocks of the dating. In the end, however, everything will have been worth it. After all, I do not need to explain to you what to do with these tentacles!

Chair F * CKING Simulator

Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho

We close our list with a game that is not available on Steam, but only on PlayStation 3 and 4, and only in Japan. Natsuiro High School: Seishun Hakusho is simply too beautiful to take it to you: in the Open World Adventure you are on the fictitious island of Yumegashima and shoots diligently photos for the journalist club of your school, to which of course you have an old one Childhood friend invited. With the camera in hand, the bike saddle under the butt, so you explore the world, fulfills tasks and makes snapshots - such a bit like in Pokemon snap, just without the child's innocence that radiates the Nintendo title. Because Natsuiro High School can be seen in girls crawling or secretly photographing the rock of your classmates. This is pretty creepy for Japanese standards. It does not help that there is InGame such a kind of legal system. When you get caught when clamping, you end up in jail or office of school psychologist. Maybe the developer could not have damaged.

That was it with our Steam curios for this time. Did you find our new favorite game in our top 10? Do you have a goat on another trip through the shades of the Steam Store? Let's know in the comments! Even more crazy stuff can be found in our top 10 of the most curved simulators.

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